neongenesist:

Anime was a mistake.

(via problemactic)

graceebooks:

we need to hate the 50 shades of gray movie as loudly and aggressively as possible on the internet

(via shippin-larry)

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via standardgaydad)

(via happiest)

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

mclouvin:

"through the doors and past the guards"
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"just like he already owned it!”

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(via firstclasslou)

  • anyone: do you remember
  • me: nope

maxhole:

tylerchokely:

rich people are truly unbelievable

Leak these bitches addresses

(via condom)

cespur:

hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover

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good times

(via crystallized-teardrops)

harrystylesdildo:

tokomon:

therealxtina:

I love scrubbing my tongue bc the deeper I scrub the more I choke which makes me feel like I’m a dirty whore gagging on master’s cock

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at least she didnt lie….

verticulars:

if you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(via infamousgod)

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